8. June 2004
I maintain this website for my own amusement. Your access and use of the
website is subject to the following Terms and Conditions.
This website may contain, without limitation, offensive language,
adult material, material related to alcohol
and/or links to such material.
You are solely responsible for determining the apropriateness of using or
accessing this website.
No effort is made to keep the information available on this website up to
date and accurate. I assume no liability for any errors or omissions in the
content of this website.
I have not reviewed any of the sites linked to this one and am not responsible
for the content of any off-site pages or any other sites linked to this website.
Any information You give me through e-mail or
any other communication channel shall be deemed to be provided on a
non-confidential basis. I shall be free to use or disseminate such information
on an unrestricted basis for any purpose, and You grant me and all other users
of this website an irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, non-exclusive licence
to use, reproduce, modify, distribute, transmit, display, perform, adapt,
publish and sell such information in any form.
You assume every risk associated with Your access to or use of this website
or any linked sites.
In no event and under no theory shall I be liable for any incidental,
consequential or punitive damages or losses arising out of Your access to
or use of this website or any linked sites,
even if I have been advised about the possibility of such damages.
You agree to indemnify and hold me harmless from any claim or demand, including
reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any party due to or arising out of
Your use of or access to this website.
You agree never to take an action which could restrict my rights to use this
website, or any substantial portions thereof, free of charge, in whichever the
way I choose.
These Terms and Conditions are subject to revision at any time without notice
and You are bound by any such revisions.
You should therefore periodically revisit this posting to review its content.